Tuesday, May 26, 2015

I've been quoting Dr Horrible all day... finally!


With my freeze ray I will find the time to find the words to.
Tell you how.
Tell me how to get a cute Asian or Spanish guy.
NO YOU WERE SO CLOSEEEEE.
Yes I was.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Taw

169 O Lord, listen to my cry;
    give me the discerning mind you promised.
170 Listen to my prayer;
    rescue me as you promised.
171 Let praise flow from my lips,
    for you have taught me your decrees.
172 Let my tongue sing about your word,
    for all your commands are right.
173 Give me a helping hand,
    for I have chosen to follow your commandments.
174 O Lord, I have longed for your rescue,
    and your instructions are my delight.
175 Let me live so I can praise you,
    and may your regulations help me.
176 I have wandered away like a lost sheep;
    come and find me,
    for I have not forgotten your commands.

Psalm 119

Teth

65 You have done many good things for me, Lord,
    just as you promised.
66 I believe in your commands;
    now teach me good judgment and knowledge.
67 I used to wander off until you disciplined me;
    but now I closely follow your word.
68 You are good and do only good;
    teach me your decrees.
69 Arrogant people smear me with lies,
    but in truth I obey your commandments with all my heart.
70 Their hearts are dull and stupid,
    but I delight in your instructions.
71 My suffering was good for me,
    for it taught me to pay attention to your decrees.
72 Your instructions are more valuable to me
    than millions in gold and silver.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Why is my girlfriend sad?
Because she doesn't exist. OH BURN.
So?
BURNRNNNN.
And so can you, in hell.

#cleverbot
Clev: That you're not telling me your name. | 
Me: I hast not a mortal epithet.
 Clev: Yes you are. | 
Me: Ye mortals, so self-centered. 
Clev: I win. | 
Me: Thou hast not won a laurel crown.
Clev: Foolish mortal thou shalt live hence no longer. |
Me: Thou hast no power over me, thou foolish robot. 
Clev: You are right. 
#cleverbot
Cleverbot: In the future there would be Sherlock season 3. 


DID YOU JUST
SUMMER